valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

charlottelabouff:

[starfire voice] MY ANACONDA DOES NOT WISH TO PARTAKE

vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

(Source: keyote)

jeanshorsecock:

ownly-lownly:

corporalerenjaeger:

tinkerlu:

jean hungry

WHAT HTE FUKC

i will never let this die

MARCO’S FACE THO

(Source: sarsbo)

lordtrash:

If I ever like your sad post

It is support

I am not enjoying your tears

cute-overload:

My mom got a new puppy. Meet Melvin!
http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

neutralrnilkmotel:

2sugoi4u:

is this a common american occurrence?

Yes

(Source: videocookies)